Gold Ingot

"OMG!!!! I FOUND 3 FLIPPING INGOTS!!!!"

- noobs

"Shiny"

- player with a grunt skin

"They are addicting"

- Dr. Phil on gold ingots

There are some gold ingots that cannot be found. They are found only underground in the cave of the face.

If you find a gold Ingot underground you will strike it rich and pwn Noobs.

If you cannot find a gold ingot then go to The Nether and pwn the pigs that look like zombies and are zombies but have some more pink flesh and stand on their hind legs. This is likely to start a war.

If you start a war without finding any gold ingots then you should hack them in with hacks.